She said her name was "party"
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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