I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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