today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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