you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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