Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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