My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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