will power is for people who don't want to get laid
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
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