The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
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