In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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