its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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