Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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