People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Randomize
