so that wasnt chicken after all
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
I'm always down for nudity.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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