and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
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