ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
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