your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
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