no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
You need to stop texting me at SEVEN in the morning. It wakes my one night stands up and makes for the awkward talk way too early.
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Randomize
