We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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