my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
Randomize
