even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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