are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
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