Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
MIDGETS
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My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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