Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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