Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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