If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
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The only downside is I can't stop skipping
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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