Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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