I'm drive I can fine osifer
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
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