if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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