Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
How's work?
Spinning.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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