I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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