I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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