Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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