She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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