Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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