So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
It's official drugs can't kill me
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
and you fell through a lawn chair
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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