i just google imaged poop.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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