He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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