did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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