So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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