i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
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