it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
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