This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
Randomize
