I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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