I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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