Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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