Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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