found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
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