I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
honey bunches of taint.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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