Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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