What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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