I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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