No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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