then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
Randomize
