Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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