After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
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